Posted 15 hours ago

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

Posted 15 hours ago

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet)

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Posted 2 days ago

luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

Posted 2 days ago

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Posted 2 days ago

danyuuul:

*DIES AND FALLS IN GRAVE AND SOUL GOES INTO SPACE* my god that was cute 

(Source: vinesnow)

Posted 2 days ago
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darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual)

Posted 2 days ago